Added old abandoned KDE3 version of Konversation

git-svn-id: svn://anonsvn.kde.org/home/kde/branches/trinity/applications/konversation@1092922 283d02a7-25f6-0310-bc7c-ecb5cbfe19da

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diff --git a/konversation/scripts/Makefile.am b/konversation/scripts/Makefile.am
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+scriptsdir=$(kde_datadir)/konversation/scripts
+scripts_SCRIPTS=bug fortune gauge uptime kdeversion cmd sayclip weather sysinfo media mail tinyurl
+scripts_DATA=fortunes.dat
+
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/README b/konversation/scripts/README
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+Here are some scripts that can help you in everyday life with konvi.
+
+They are usually put in ~/.kde/share/apps/konversation/scripts/ and executed by
+typing /exec <scriptname> in konversation.
+
+Since scripts are executed by system, they should have 'executable' flag on.
+This is most easily achieved by running chmod +x <scriptname>
+
+Please add descriptions here as new scripts appear:
+
+bug		Opens up konqueror with kde bugzilla on specified bug number.
+		usage: /bug 65090
+
+gauge		Displays funny "beer load" meter. Author: Eisfuchs, Idea: berkus.
+                usage: /gauge 55
+
+
+uptime          Displays the system uptime on the current channel.
+                usage: /uptime
+
+fortune         Displays a random fortune cookie
+		usage: /fortune
+
+kdeversion	Displays the Qt/KDE version.
+		usage: /kdeversion
+
+cmd		Prints the output of a given command.
+		usage: /cmd command
+
+sayclip         Prints the contents of the clipboard on the current channel 
+                with flood protection.  Klipper must be running.
+                usage: /sayclip [pause-time]
+
+weather         Displays current weather using KWeather applet.
+		usage: /weather
+
+colorizer       Randomly colorizes the message.
+		usage: /colorize message
+
+media		Plays the currently played media.
+		Supports amaroK,JuK,Noatun,Kaffeine
+		Usage: /media
+
+mail		Print the number of unread emails in your inbox folder in
+		kmail.  Kmail or kontact must be running.
+		Usage: /mail [folder-substring]
+
+google		Use Google services
+		Usage: /google (--search) <query> # Search <query> in Google
+		       /google --spell <word> # Spellcheck <word> using Google
+		       /google -b|--browser <query> # Launch konqueror with google search for <query>
+
+qurl            Display a short version of the url using qurl.net
+                Requires Ruby.
+		usage: /qurl http://some.very.long.url.com/
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/bug b/konversation/scripts/bug
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+PORT=$1
+SERVER=$2
+TARGET=$3
+BUG=$4
+
+if [ ! $TARGET ]
+then
+  dcop $PORT default error "Can't write into status view."
+else
+  if [ -z $BUG ]
+  then
+    dcop $PORT default error "You forgot the bug number!"
+  else
+    kfmclient openURL http://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=$4
+  fi
+fi
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/cmd b/konversation/scripts/cmd
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl
+# Copyright (C) 2004 by İsmail Dönmez
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+
+$PORT= shift;
+$SERVER= shift;
+$TARGET= shift;
+
+my $i;
+my $command;
+
+if( $ARGV[0] eq "yes" ){
+    exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'error', 'Requested command is not executed!';
+}
+
+foreach $word (@ARGV) {
+    $command = $command." ".$word;
+}
+
+$ARG_MESSAGE = `exec $command`;
+
+foreach $entry (split(/\n/, $ARG_MESSAGE)) {
+    chomp $entry;
+    $i=1;
+    $entry =~ s/^\//\/\//;
+    system 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, $entry;
+}
+
+unless($i) {
+    exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'error', "Command @ARGV doesn't exist";
+}
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/fortune b/konversation/scripts/fortune
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl
+# Copyright (C) 2004 by İsmail Dönmez
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+
+$PORT = shift;
+$SERVER = shift;
+$TARGET = shift;
+
+sub RANDOM_INT ($$) {
+    my($min, $max) = @_;
+    return $min if $min == $max;
+    ($min, $max) = ($max, $min)  if  $min > $max;
+    return $min + int rand(1 + $max - $min);
+}
+
+open(FORTUNES,"fortunes.dat") or die("Could not open fortunes file!");
+
+while (<FORTUNES>) {
+    chomp;
+    ++$TOTAL_LINES;
+}
+
+seek(FORTUNES,0,0);
+
+srand;
+$LINE = RANDOM_INT(0,$TOTAL_LINES - 5);
+
+$MESSAGE = "4Random Fortune: ";
+
+while (<FORTUNES>) {
+    $LINE_COUNT++;
+
+    if ( !$START && $LINE_COUNT >= $LINE ) {
+	if ( $_ eq "\%\n" ) {
+	    $START = 1;
+	    next;
+	}
+	    next;
+    }
+    
+    elsif ( $START ) {
+	if( $_ eq "\%\n" ) {
+	    last;
+	}
+	else {
+	    chomp;
+	    s/(\s)+/$1/g;
+	    $MESSAGE .= $_." ";
+	}
+    }
+}
+close(FORTUNES);
+exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, $MESSAGE;
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/fortunes.dat b/konversation/scripts/fortunes.dat
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+%
+Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
+%
+Let's call it an accidental feature.
+	-- Larry Wall
+%
+I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody.  It doesn't generate revenue.
+	-- Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux
+%
+Feel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this
+driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).
+	-- Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device
+%
+lp1 on fire
+	-- One of the more obfuscated kernel messages
+%
+A Linux machine!  Because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!
+	-- Joe Sloan, jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu
+%
+Microsoft is not the answer.
+Microsoft is the question.
+NO (or Linux) is the answer.
+	-- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown
+%
+In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
+Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
+	-- Hasse Skrifvars, hasku@rost.abo.fi, 
+%
+Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
+Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
+win-nt from the people who invented edlin.
+Apples  have  meant  trouble  since  eden.
+Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
+	-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
+%
+Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was
+good.  After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's
+unix tools ported to DOS and installed them.  He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd
+happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy.  After
+a long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file,
+and couldn't figure out why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do
+a compile.
+	-- Erik Troan, ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu
+%
+We are MicroSoft.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.
+	-- Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates
+%
+Avoid the Gates of Hell.  Use Linux
+	-- unknown source
+%
+Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy.  The
+phrase was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
+	-- Alan Cox, iialan@www.linux.org.uk
+%
+Linux!  Guerrilla UNIX Development     Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.
+	-- Mark A. Horton KA4YBR, mah@ka4ybr.com
+%
+"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
+Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
+	-- Felix von Leitner, leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de
+%
+Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to
+be the HP-48 series of calculators.  They'll run almost anything.  And if they
+can't, while I'll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the
+HP-48 VT-100 emulator.
+	-- Jeff Dege, jdege@winternet.com
+%
+There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica,  so there's no  gain in using a
+threaded news reader.
+	-- unknown source
+%
+/*
+ * Oops. The kernel tried to access some bad page. We'll have to
+ * terminate things with extreme prejudice.
+*/
+die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code);
+	-- From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c
+%
+Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
+	-- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
+%
+Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
+	-- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
+%
+There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
+those who can't.  There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
+	-- From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a
+%
+When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
+you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
+	-- Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu
+%
+Be warned that typing killall name may not have the desired
+effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
+	-- From the killall manual page
+%
+Note that if I can get you to "su and say" something just by asking,
+you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should
+look into it.
+	-- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes
+%
+How should I know if it works?  That's what beta testers are for.  I
+only coded it.
+	-- Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting
+%
+I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.
+Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
+	-- Lawrence Foard, entropy@world.std.com
+%
+Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that
+no conclusion can be drawn from them.
+	-- Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)
+%
+If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on
+the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work.
+	-- Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications
+%
+Problem solving under Linux has never been the circus that it is under
+AIX.
+	-- Pete Ehlke in comp.unix.aix
+%
+I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than
+first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then
+I suspect all fortran programs look like `firsts')
+	-- Olaf Kirch
+%
+On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
+- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS.
+	-- Tarl Neustaedter
+%
+By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
+sliced bread.
+	-- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
+%
+I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
+That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb.  Thank you.
+	-- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
+%
+Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.
+	-- Dennis Ritchie
+%
+If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
+of different places, just write a Unix operating system.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+...and scantily clad females, of course.  Who cares if it's below zero
+outside.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
+sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved 
+linux kernel version.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?
+	-- Patrick Volkerding
+%
+All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory...
+	-- Larry Wall
+%
+And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs
+19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
+get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
+reliable, well-engineered commercial software?
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access.  I
+wonder if He has a full newsfeed?
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of
+mice vs. trackballs... It was very silly.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
+hacking (and/or conversations with God).
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
+these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
+water.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+...Deep Hack Mode -- that mysterious and frightening state of
+consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
+the Ugly).
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
+noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
+being struck by lightning.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar.  Believe me.  I
+speak from experience.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
+thought of it.  (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
+abusive.')
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone else's source code than
+10 minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isn't.
+	-- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center
+%
+...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals.
+	-- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center
+%
+Whip me.  Beat me.  Make me maintain AIX.
+	-- Stephan Zielinski
+%
+Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
+for some of the brain-damages of minix.
+	-- Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum
+%
+I still maintain the point that designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 is a
+fundamental error.  Be thankful you are not my student.  You would not get a
+high grade for such a design :-)
+	-- Andrew Tanenbaum to Linus Torvalds
+%
+We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications.  Having the source code
+means that we are not held hostage by anyone's support department.
+	-- Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software
+%
+Linux is obsolete
+	-- Andrew Tanenbaum
+%
+Dijkstra probably hates me.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c
+%
+And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports
+on it, you know they are just evil lies.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+We are Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
+	-- seen in someone's .signature
+%
+Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment.
+	-- seen in a posting in comp.software.testing
+%
+quit   When the quit statement is read, the  bc  processor
+       is  terminated, regardless of where the quit state-
+       ment is found.  For example, "if  (0  ==  1)  quit"
+       will cause bc to terminate.
+	-- seen in the manpage for "bc". Note the "if" statement's logic
+%
+Sic transit discus mundi
+	-- From the System Administrator's Guide, by Lars Wirzenius
+%
+Sigh.  I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on
+the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice.
+	-- Craig E. Groeschel
+%
+We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
+	- Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium
+%
+Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white
+light.  It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
+a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
+FOR THE 386.
+	-- Matt Welsh
+%
+The chat program is in public domain.  This is not the GNU public license.
+If it breaks then you get to keep both pieces.
+	-- Copyright notice for the chat program
+%
+'Mounten' wird fr drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken'
+von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex.
+	-- Christa Keil
+%
+Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach...
+	-- H0arry @ IRC
+%
+'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a
+hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex.
+	-- Christa Keil
+%
+We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
+	-- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan
+%
+But what can you do with it?
+	-- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner
+%
+/*
+ * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
+ * possible RTT.  I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
+ * to talk to the University of Mars.
+ * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
+ * ftp to mars will work nicely.
+ */
+	-- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
+%
+DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system
+     crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily cured by
+     UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
+	-- David Vicker's .plan
+%
+MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
+of careful development.
+	-- dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca
+%
+LILO, you've got me on my knees!
+	-- David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
+Dominos, and Werner Almsberger
+%
+I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
+months.  I just love debugging ;-)
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit
+operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top
+programmers from the underground world of virus development.  Bill Gates stated
+yesterday: "World domination, fast -- it's either us or Linus".  Mr. Torvalds
+was unavailable for comment ...
+	-- Robert Manners, rjm@swift.eng.ox.ac.uk, in comp.os.linux.setup
+%
+The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.  After that, it's all learned.
+	-- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X interfaces
+%
+After watching my newly-retired dad spend two weeks learning how to make a new
+folder, it became obvious that "intuitive" mostly means "what the writer or
+speaker of intuitive likes".
+	-- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X the intuitiveness of a Mac interface
+%
+Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well then, UNIX is intuitive,
+because you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows
+from that! Har har har!"
+	-- Andy Bates on "intuitive interfaces", slightly defending Macs
+%
+> No manual is ever necessary.
+May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT.  That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
+	-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces
+%
+How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done" in a GUI?
+	-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces
+%
+>Ever heard of .cshrc?
+That's a city in Bosnia.  Right?
+	-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands
+%
+Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
+super-edit-debug-compile mode?
+	-- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs
+%
+Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of 
+code using nothing but vi or emacs.  AAAAACK!
+	-- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs
+%
+Now, it we had this sort of thing:
+  yield -a     for yield to all traffic
+  yield -t     for yield to trucks
+  yield -f     for yield to people walking (yield foot)
+  yield -d t*  for yield on days starting with t
+
+...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections, and traffic jams you
+wouldn't believe...
+	-- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands
+%
+Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of
+filename completion.
+	-- Discussion on file completion vs. the Mac Finder
+%
+Not me, guy.  I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
+the Bible.  No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible.  Excuse me...
+	-- More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc
+%
+On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT
+	-- Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com
+%
+> I'm an idiot..  At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
+Disquieting ...
+	-- Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvalds's
+%
+> I'm an idiot..  At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
+We need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortals
+then.
+	-- Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvalds's
+%
+> I'm an idiot..  At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
+Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).
+	-- Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds's
+%
+Never make any mistaeks.
+	-- Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report
+%
++#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
++       /*
++        * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus
++        * this makes the year come out right.
++        */
++       year -= 42;
++#endif
+	-- From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner
+%
+As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
+kernel yet.  So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3
+%
+People disagree with me.  I just ignore them.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel
+%
+It's now the GNU Emacs of all terminal emulators.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the fact that Linux started off as a terminal emulator
+%
+Audience: What will become of Linux when the Hurd is ready?
+Eric Youngdale: Err... is Richard Stallman here?
+	-- From the Linux conference in spring '95, Berlin
+%
+Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion.
+	-- Mike Coleman
+%
+The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+... faster BogoMIPS calculations (yes, it now boots 2 seconds faster than
+it used to: we're considering changing the name from "Linux" to "InstaBOOT"
+	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.26
+%
+... of course, this probably only happens for tcsh which uses wait4(),
+which is why I never saw it.  Serves people who use that abomination
+right 8^)
+	-- Linus Torvalds, about a patch that fixes getrusage for 1.3.26
+%
+It's a bird..
+It's a plane..
+No, it's KernelMan, faster than a speeding bullet, to your rescue.
+Doing new kernel versions in under 5 seconds flat..
+	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
+%
+Eh, that's it, I guess.  No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
+kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
+"happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along). 
+	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
+%
+Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
+series of kernels.  So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
+and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
+	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
+%
+When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
+you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)
+	-- Unknown source
+%
+> Linux is not user-friendly. 
+It _is_ user-friendly.  It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
+	-- Seen somewhere on the net
+%
+Keep me informed on the behaviour of this kernel..  As the "BugFree(tm)"
+series didn't turn out too well, I'm starting a new series called the
+"ItWorksForMe(tm)" series, of which this new kernel is yet another
+shining example.
+	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.29
+%
+Seriously, the way I did this was by using a special /sbin/loader binary
+with debugging hooks that I made ("dd" is your friend: binary editors
+are for wimps).
+	-- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver
+%
+(I tried to get some documentation out of Digital on this, but as far as
+I can tell even _they_ don't have it ;-)
+	-- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver
+%
+Q: Why shouldn't I simply delete the stuff I never use, it's just taking up 
+   space?
+A: This question is in the category of Famous Last Words..
+	-- From the Frequently Unasked Questions
+%
+Q: What's the big deal about rm, I have been deleting stuff for years?  And 
+   never lost anything.. oops!
+A: ...
+	-- From the Frequently Unasked Questions
+%
+Linux is addictive, I'm hooked!
+	-- MaDsen Wikholm's .sig
+%
+panic("Foooooooood fight!");
+	-- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list
+%
+Convention organizer to Linus Torvalds: "You might like to come with us 
+to some licensed[1] place, and have some pizza."
+
+Linus: "Oh, I did not know that you needed a license to eat pizza".
+
+[1] Licenced - refers in Australia to a restaurant which has government 
+licence to sell liquor.
+	-- Linus at a talk at the Melbourne University
+%
+Footnotes are for things you believe don't really belong in LDP manuals,
+but want to include anyway.
+	-- Joel N. Weber II discussing the 'make' chapter of LPG
+%
+Eh, that's it, I guess.  No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
+kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
+"happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along).
+Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
+series of kernels. So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
+and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, on releasing 1.3.27
+%
+Ok, I'm just uploading the new version of the kernel, v1.3.33, also
+known as "the buggiest kernel ever".
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+Go not unto the Usenet for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (and
+quite a few things that just have nothing at all to do with the question).
+	-- seen in a .sig somewhere
+%
+Those who don't understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
+	-- unidentified source
+%
+Look, I'm about to buy me a double barreled sawed off shotgun and show
+Linus what I think about backspace and delete not working.
+	-- some anonymous .signature
+%
+We apologize for the inconvenience, but we'd still like yout to test out
+this kernel. 
+	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
+%
+The new Linux anthem will be "He's an idiot, but he's ok", as performed by
+Monthy Python.  You'd better start practicing.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
+%
+How do you power off this machine?
+	-- Linus, when upgrading linux.cs.helsinki.fi, and after using the machine for several months
+%
+Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter _what_ the
+circumstances.
+	-- Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list
+%
+Linus?  Whose that?
+	-- clueless newbie on #Linux
+%
+Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
+	-- mikecd on #Linux
+%
+Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the 
+grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin 
+charging at them in excess of 100mph.  They'd be a lot more careful about what 
+they say if they had. 
+	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing Linux v2.0
+%
+MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it.
+	-- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig
+%
+.. I used to get in more fights with SCO than I did my girlfriend, but 
+now, thanks to Linux, she has more than happily accepted her place back at 
+number one antagonist in my life.. 
+	-- Jason Stiefel, krypto@s30.nmex.com
+%
+I mean, well, if it were not for Linux I might be roaming the streets looking
+for drugs or prostitutes or something.  Hannu and Linus have my highest
+admiration (apple polishing mode off).
+	-- Phil Lewis, plewis@nyx.nyx.net
+%
+> What does ELF stand for (in respect to Linux?)
+ELF is the first rock group that Ronnie James Dio performed with back in 
+the early 1970's.  In constrast, a.out is a misspelling	 of the French word 
+for the month of August.  What the two have in common is beyond me, but 
+Linux users seem to use the two words together.
+	-- seen on c.o.l.misc
+%
+"Linux was made by foreign terrorists to take money from true US companies
+like Microsoft." - Some AOL'er.
+"To this end we dedicate ourselves..." -Don
+	-- From the sig of "Don", don@cs.byu.edu
+%
+Shoot me again.
+Just proving that the quickest way to solve the problem is to post a
+whine to the newsgroups: within moments the solution presents itself to
+me, and meanwhile my ass is hanging out on the Net... *sigh*... 
+	-- Dave Phillips, dlphilp@bright.net, about problem solving via news
+%
+Besides, its really not worthwhile to use more than two times your physical 
+ram in swap (except in a select few situations). The performance of the system 
+becomes so abysmal you'd rather heat pins under your toenails while reciting 
+Windows95 source code and staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than actually try 
+to type something.
+	-- seen on c.o.l.development.system, about the size of the swap space
+%
+Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff 
+on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
+	-- Linus Torvalds, about his failing hard drive on linux.cs.helsinki.fi
+%
+One of the things that hamper Linux's climb to world domination is the
+shortage of bad Computer Role Playing Games, or CRaPGs. No operating system
+can be considered respectable without one.
+	-- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie
+%
+The game, anoraks.2.0.0.tgz, will be available from sunsite until somebody
+responsible notices it and deletes it, and shortly from
+ftp.mee.tcd.ie/pub/Brian, though they don't know that yet.
+	-- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie
+%
+'Ooohh.. "FreeBSD is faster over loopback, when compared to Linux
+over the wire". Film at 11.'
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
+Q: Would you like to see the WINE list?
+A: What's on it, anything expensive?
+Q: No, just Solitaire and MineSweeper for now, but the WINE is free.
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, about the WINdows Emulator
+%
+So in the future, one 'client' at a time or you'll be spending CPU time with 
+lots of little 'child processes'.
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd
+%
+By the way, I can hardly feel sorry for you... All last night I had to listen 
+to her tears, so great they were redirected to a stream.  What?  Of _course_ 
+you didn't know.  You and your little group no longer have any permissions 
+around here.  She changed her .lock files, too.
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd
+%
+We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their 
+correct technical name... paenguins.
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
+%
+We can use symlinks of course... syslogd would be a symlink to syslogp and 
+ftpd and ircd would be linked to ftpp and ircp... and of course the 
+point-to-point protocal paenguin.
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
+%
+This is a logical analogy too... anyone who's been around, knows the world is 
+run by paenguins.  Always a paenguin behind the curtain, really getting things 
+done.  And paenguins in politics--who can deny it?
+	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
+%
+Linux: Where Don't We Want To Go Today?
+	-- Submitted by Pancrazio De Mauro, paraphrasing some well-known sales talk
+%
+The most important design issue... is the fact that Linux is supposed to 
+be fun...
+	-- Linus Torvalds at the First Dutch International Symposium on Linux
+%
+In short, at least give the penguin a fair viewing. If you still don't
+like it, that's ok: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do.
+	-- Linus "what, me arrogant?" Torvalds, on c.o.l.advocacy
+%
+<SomeLamer> what's the difference between chattr and chmod?
+<SomeGuru> SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -u 1 2 | less
+	-- Seen on #linux on irc
+%
+The linuX Files -- The Source is Out There.
+	-- Sent in by Craig S. Bell, goat@aracnet.com
+%
+"... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited
+by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when
+you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new
+turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily
+removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition
+	-- found in the .sig of Rob Riggs, rriggs@tesser.com
+%
+C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success
+	-- Dennis M. Ritchie
+%
+If Bill Gates is the Devil then Linus Torvalds must be the Messiah.
+	-- Unknown source
+%
+Vini, vidi, Linux!
+	-- Unknown source
+%
+The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
+	-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
+%
+I'm telling you that the kernel is stable not because it's a kernel,
+but because I refuse to listen to arguments like this.
+	-- Linus Torvalds
+%
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diff --git a/konversation/scripts/gauge b/konversation/scripts/gauge
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..2befb87
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/gauge
@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+PORT=$1
+SERVER=$2
+TARGET=$3
+
+shift
+shift
+shift
+
+PERCENTAGE=$1
+
+if [ ! $TARGET ]
+then
+  dcop $PORT default error "Can't write into status view."
+else
+  if [ ! $PERCENTAGE ]
+  then
+    dcop $PORT default error "USAGE: $0 <percentage>"
+  else
+    PERCENTAGE=`echo $PERCENTAGE | sed 's/^0\+//'`
+    LEFT=$(($PERCENTAGE/5))
+    RIGHT=$((20-$LEFT))
+
+    if [[ $PERCENTAGE -lt 0 ]]; then
+      dcop $PORT default error "Percentage has to be bigger than 0"
+      exit
+    fi
+    
+    if [[ $PERCENTAGE -gt 100 ]]; then
+      dcop $PORT default error "Percentage has to be smaller than 100"
+      exit
+    fi
+
+
+    if [ $PERCENTAGE = 50 ]
+    then
+      METER="|"
+    else
+      if [[ $PERCENTAGE -lt 50 ]]
+      then
+        METER="\\"
+      else
+        METER="/"
+      fi
+    fi
+
+    for (( i=$LEFT ; $i != 0 ; i-- ))
+    do
+      OUTPUT="$OUTPUT,"
+    done
+
+    OUTPUT="$OUTPUT$METER"
+
+    for (( i=$RIGHT ; $i != 0 ; i-- ))
+    do
+      OUTPUT="$OUTPUT,"
+    done
+
+    OUTPUT=`echo $OUTPUT | sed 's/,/ /g'`
+    
+    OUTPUT="[$OUTPUT] $PERCENTAGE%"
+
+    if [ $PERCENTAGE = 100 ]
+    then
+	OUTPUT="$OUTPUT *ding*"
+    fi
+
+    dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "Beer load $OUTPUT"
+  fi
+fi
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/kdeversion b/konversation/scripts/kdeversion
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..34fef02
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/kdeversion
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+# Prints the KDE version.
+
+PORT=$1;
+SERVER=$2;
+TARGET=$3;
+
+kde-config --version | while read line; do dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "$line"; done
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/mail b/konversation/scripts/mail
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b5882b1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/mail
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+#
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+# Copyright 2005 by John Tapsell <john.tapsell@kdemail.net>
+
+PORT=$1;
+SERVER=$2;
+TARGET=$3;
+
+FOLDER=$4;
+
+
+if [ "$FOLDER" = "" ] ; then
+  FOLDER="inbox"
+fi
+
+
+getmails()
+{
+
+  dcop kmail > /dev/null || {
+    dcop $PORT default info "Sorry kmail is not running"
+    exit
+  }
+  
+  for f in $(dcop kmail KMailIface folderList) ; do
+   MAILFOLDER=$(dcop $(dcop kmail KMailIface getFolder $f) "displayPath" | grep -i $FOLDER)
+   if [ "$MAILFOLDER" != "" ] ; then
+     FOUNDFOLDER=1
+     MAILCOUNT=$(dcop $(dcop kmail KMailIface getFolder $f ) "unreadMessages()" )
+     MAILTOTALCOUNT=$(dcop $(dcop kmail KMailIface getFolder $f ) "messages()" )
+     MAILTOTALCOUNT=$(($MAILCOUNT + $MAILTOTALCOUNT))
+     if [[ -z "$MAILCOUNT" ]] ; then MAILCOUNT = "0" ; fi
+     if [ "$MAILCOUNT" != 0 ] ;  then
+       FOUNDEMAIL=1
+       echo "Email folder %B$MAILFOLDER%B has %B$MAILCOUNT%B unread messages, out of %B$MAILTOTALCOUNT%B"
+     fi
+   fi
+  done
+
+  if [[ -z "$FOUNDEMAIL" ]] ; then
+    if [[ -z "$FOUNDFOLDER" ]] ; then
+      dcop $PORT default info "No email folders were found that had a name containing '$FOLDER'"
+      exit
+    else
+      echo "No new emails in any folders matching '$FOLDER'"
+    fi
+  fi
+
+}
+
+if [[ -z "$3" ]] ; then 
+  echo "Scripts are not meant to be called from the command line."
+  echo "This script should be installed to  $KDEDIR/share/apps/konversation/scripts"
+  echo "Then executed with /script   from the konversation"
+  echo
+  echo The output is:
+  getmails
+  exit
+fi
+
+#LINECOUNT=$(getmails | wc -l)
+#if [[ "$LINECOUNT" -gt 5 ]] ; then
+#  dcop $PORT default info "There are more than 5 matches.  Cancelling to avoid flooding the server"
+#  exit
+#fi
+
+getmails | head -n 3 | while read line; do dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "$line"; done
+
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/media b/konversation/scripts/media
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..e369262
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/media
@@ -0,0 +1,484 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+#
+#This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+#it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+#the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
+#(at your option) any later version.
+
+# Copyright 2006 Eli J. MacKenzie
+# Inspired by `media` (Copyright 2005 İsmail Dönmez)
+
+
+# If you wish to customize the formatting strings, do so in this table.
+# Do not change the numbers unless you're changing the logic.
+# Title, artist, and album will be set once the player is queried.
+# See Player.format() for how these are used.
+
+
+#Changing these 3 values will likely cause the script to fail
+Title =4
+Artist=2
+Album =1
+
+#To disable self-titled (eponymous) checking, subtract 8
+SelfTitled=11
+
+outputFormat="/me $intro $info [$player]"
+formatStrings = {
+    Title+SelfTitled   : "$title by $artist (eponymous)",
+    SelfTitled         : "${artist}'s self-titled album",
+    Title+Artist+Album : "$title by $artist on $album", #7,15
+    Title+Artist       : "$title by $artist", #6,14
+    Title+Album        : "$title from $album", #5,13
+    Album+Artist       : "$album by $artist", #3,11
+    Title              : "$title", #4,12
+    Artist             : "$artist", #2,10
+    Album              : "$album", #1,9
+}
+
+#Intro defaults to first type the player supports when a specific type was not demanded
+formatVariables={'audio': 'is listening to', 'video': 'is watching'}
+
+## Static player ranking list
+## If you add a new player, you must add it here or it won't get checked when in audio-only or video-only modes.
+playerRankings= {
+    'video' :['kaffeine','kmplayer', 'kplayer', 'noatun', 'kdetv'],
+    'audio' :['amarok', 'MPD' 'juk', 'noatun', 'kscd', 'kaffeine', 'kmplayer', 'Audacious', 'xmms', 'yammi']
+}
+
+## Title, album and artist fields to be quoted depending on contents
+# List the possible trigger characters here.
+# If you want a '-', it must be first. if you want a '^', it must be last.
+SIMPLE_FIXUP = '' #I use ' '
+
+# If you want to use a regex for the above, specify it here in which case it will be used
+REGEX_FIXUP = ''
+
+# Quote chars to use:
+QUOTE_BEFORE = '"'
+QUOTE_AFTER  = '"'
+
+
+  ###############################
+ ## The Real work is done below
+#############################
+
+import os
+import sys
+import re
+import string
+
+try:
+    APP_ID = sys.argv[1]
+    IRC_SERVER = sys.argv[2]
+    TARGET = sys.argv[3]
+except IndexError:
+    print >>sys.stderr, "This script is intended to be run from within Konversation."
+    sys.exit(0)
+
+if (sys.hexversion >> 16) < 0x0204:
+    err="The media script requires Python 2.4."
+    os.popen('dcop %s default error "%s"' %(APP_ID,err))
+    sys.exit(err)
+
+import subprocess
+
+# Python 2.5 has this ...
+try:
+    any(())
+except NameError:
+    def any(data):
+        """Return true of any of the items in the sequence 'data' are true.
+
+        (ie non-zero or not empty)"""
+        try:
+            return reduce(lambda x,y: bool(x) or bool(y), data)
+        except TypeError:
+            return False
+
+def tell(data, feedback='info'):
+    """Report back to the user"""
+    l=['dcop', APP_ID, 'default', feedback]
+    if type(data) is type(''):
+        l.append(data)
+    else:
+        l.extend(data)
+    subprocess.Popen(l).communicate()
+
+class Player(object):
+    def __init__(self, display_name, playerType=None):
+        if playerType is None:
+            self.type = "audio"
+        else:
+            self.type=playerType
+        self.displayName=display_name
+        self.running = False
+        d={}
+        d.update(formatVariables)
+        d['player']=self.displayName
+        self._format = d
+
+    def get(self, mode):
+        data=self.getData()
+        if any(data):
+            self._format['info']=self.format(*data)
+            if mode and mode != self.displayName:
+                self._format['intro']=self._format[mode]
+            else:
+                self._format['intro']=self._format[self.type.replace(',','').split()[0]]
+            return string.Template(outputFormat).safe_substitute(self._format)
+        return ''
+
+    def format(self, title='', artist='', album=''):
+        """Return a 'pretty-printed' info string for the track.
+
+        Uses formatStrings from above."""
+        #Update args last to prevent non-sensical override in formatVariables
+        x={'title':title, 'artist':artist, 'album':album}
+        if FIXUP:
+            for i,j in x.items():
+                if re.search(FIXUP,j):
+                    x[i]='%s%s%s'%(QUOTE_BEFORE,j,QUOTE_AFTER)
+        self._format.update(x)
+        n=0
+        if title:
+            n|=4 #Still binary to make you read the code ;p
+        if artist:
+            if artist == album:
+                n|=SelfTitled
+            else:
+                n|=2
+        if album:
+            n|=1
+        if n:
+            return string.Template(formatStrings[n]).safe_substitute(self._format)
+        return ''
+
+    def getData(self):
+        """Implement this to do the work"""
+        return ''
+
+    def reEncodeString(self, input):
+        if input:
+            try:
+                input = input.decode('utf-8')
+            except UnicodeError:
+                try:
+                    input = input.decode('latin-1')
+                except UnicodeError:
+                    input = input.decode('ascii', 'replace')
+            except NameError:
+                    pass
+        return input.encode('utf-8')
+
+    def test_format(self, title='', artist='', album=''):
+        s=[]
+        l=["to","by","on"]
+        if title:
+            s.append(title)
+        else:
+            album,artist=artist,album
+            l.pop()
+        if artist:
+            s.append(artist)
+        else:
+            del l[1]
+        if album:
+            s.append(album)
+        else:
+            l.pop()
+        t=["is listening"]
+        while l:
+            t.append(l.pop(0))
+            t.append(s.pop(0))
+        return ' '.join(t)
+
+    def isRunning(self):
+        return self.running
+
+class DCOPPlayer(Player):
+    def __init__(self, display_name, service_name, getTitle='', getArtist='', getAlbum='',playerType=None):
+        Player.__init__(self, display_name, playerType)
+        self.serviceName=service_name
+        self._title=getTitle
+        self._artist=getArtist
+        self._album=getAlbum
+        self.DCOP=""
+
+    def getData(self):
+        self.getService()
+        return (self.grab(self._title), self.grab(self._artist), self.grab(self._album))
+
+    def getService(self):
+        if self.DCOP:
+            return self.DCOP
+        running = re.findall('^' + self.serviceName + "(?:-\\d*)?$", DCOP_ITEMS, re.M)
+        if type(running) is list:
+            try:
+                running=running[0]
+            except IndexError:
+                running=''
+        self.DCOP=running.strip()
+        self.running=bool(self.DCOP)
+        return self.DCOP
+
+    def grab(self, item):
+        if item and self.isRunning():
+            return self.reEncodeString(os.popen("dcop %s %s"%(self.DCOP, item)).readline().rstrip('\n'))
+        return ''
+
+    def isRunning(self):
+        self.getService()
+        return self.running
+
+class AmarokPlayer(DCOPPlayer):
+    def __init__(self):
+        DCOPPlayer.__init__(self,'Amarok','amarok','player title','player artist','player album')
+
+    def getData(self):
+        data=DCOPPlayer.getData(self)
+        if not any(data):
+            data=(self.grab('player nowPlaying'),'','')
+            if not data[0]:
+                return ''
+        return data
+
+#class Amarok2Player(Player):
+#    def __init__(self):
+#        Player.__init__(self, 'Amarok2', 'audio')
+#        self.isRunning()
+#
+#    def getData(self):
+#        playing=os.popen("qdbus org.mpris.amarok /Player PositionGet").readline().strip() != "0"
+#        if playing and self.isRunning():
+#            for line in os.popen("qdbus org.mpris.amarok /Player GetMetadata").readlines():
+#                if re.match("^title", line):
+#                    title=self.reEncodeString(line.strip().split(None,1)[1])
+#                if re.match("^artist", line):
+#                    artist=self.reEncodeString(line.strip().split(None,1)[1])
+#                if re.match("^album", line):
+#                    album=self.reEncodeString(line.strip().split(None,1)[1])
+#            return (title, artist, album)
+#        else:
+#            return ''
+#
+#    def isRunning(self):
+#        qdbus_items=subprocess.Popen(['qdbus'], stdout=subprocess.PIPE).communicate()[0]
+#        running=re.findall('^ org.mpris.amarok$', qdbus_items, re.M)
+#        if type(running) is list:
+#            try:
+#                running=running[0]
+#            except IndexError:
+#                running=''
+#        self.running=bool(running.strip())
+#        return self.running
+
+import socket
+
+class MPD(Player):
+    def __init__(self, display_name):
+        Player.__init__(self, display_name)
+
+        self.host = "localhost"
+        self.port = 6600
+        self.sock = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
+        self.sock.settimeout(0.5)
+
+        try:
+            self.sock.connect((self.host, self.port))
+            # just welcome message, we don't need it
+            self.sock.recv(1024)
+            self.running = True
+        except socket.error:
+            self.running = False
+
+    def getData(self):
+        if not self.running:
+            return ''
+        try:
+            self.sock.send("currentsong\n")
+            data = self.sock.recv(1024)
+        except socket.error:
+            return ''
+
+        # mpd sends OK always, so if nothing to show, we should seek for at least 3 chars
+        if len(data) < 4:
+            return ''
+        else:
+            # if there is Artist, Title and Album, get it
+            data=data.splitlines()
+            d={}
+            for i in data:
+                if ':' not in i:
+                    continue
+                k,v=i.split(':',1)
+                d[k.lower()]=self.reEncodeString(v.strip())
+            data=(d.get('title',''),d.get('artist',''),d.get('album',''))
+            if not any(data):
+                return d.get('file','')
+            return data
+
+class StupidPlayer(DCOPPlayer):
+    def getData(self):
+        data=DCOPPlayer.getData(self)[0]
+        if data:
+            if data.startswith('URL'):
+                # KMPlayer window titles in the form of "URL - file:///path/to/<media file> - KMPlayer"
+                data=data.split(None,2)[2].rsplit(None,2)[0].rsplit('/')[-1]
+            else:
+                # KPlayer window titles in the form of "<media file> - KPlayer"
+                data=data.rsplit(None,2)[0]
+            return (data,'','')
+        return ''
+
+try:
+    import xmms.common
+    class XmmsPlayer(Player):
+        def __init__(self, display_name):
+            Player.__init__(self, display_name)
+
+        def isRunning(self):
+            self.running = xmms.control.is_running()
+            return self.running
+
+        def getData(self):
+            if self.isRunning() and xmms.control.is_playing():
+                # get the position in the playlist for current playing track
+                index = xmms.control.get_playlist_pos();
+                # get the title of the currently playing track
+                return (self.reEncodeString(xmms.control.get_playlist_title(index)),'','')
+            return ''
+
+except ImportError:
+    XmmsPlayer=Player
+
+class AudaciousPlayer(Player):
+    def __init__(self, display_name):
+        Player.__init__(self, display_name)
+
+    def isRunning(self):
+        self.running = not os.system('audtool current-song')
+        return self.running
+
+    def getData(self):
+        if self.isRunning() and not os.system('audtool playback-playing'):
+            # get the title of the currently playing track
+            data = os.popen('audtool current-song').read().strip()
+            data_list = data.split(' - ')
+            list_length = len(data_list)
+            if list_length == 1:
+                return (self.reEncodeString(data_list[0]),'','')
+            elif list_length == 3:
+                return (self.reEncodeString(data_list[-1]),data_list[0],data_list[1])
+            else:
+                return (self.reEncodeString(data),'','')
+        else:
+            return ''
+
+
+def playing(playerList, mode=None):
+    for i in playerList:
+        s=i.get(mode)
+        if s:
+            tell([IRC_SERVER, TARGET, s], 'say' )
+            return 1
+    return 0
+
+def handleErrors(playerList, kind):
+    if kind:
+        kind=kind.strip()
+        kind=kind.center(len(kind)+2)
+    else:
+        kind= ' supported '
+    x=any([i.running for i in playerList])
+    if x:
+        l=[i.displayName for i in playerList if i.isRunning()]
+        err= "Nothing is playing in %s."%(', '.join(l))
+    else:
+        err= "No%splayers are running."%(kind,)
+    tell(err,'error')
+
+def run(kind):
+    if not kind:
+        kind = ''
+        play=PLAYERS
+    else:
+        if kind in ['audio', 'video']:
+            unsorted=dict([(i.displayName.lower(),i) for i in PLAYERS if kind in i.type])
+            play=[unsorted.pop(i.lower(),Player("ImproperlySupported")) for i in playerRankings[kind]]
+            if len(unsorted):
+                play.extend(unsorted.values())
+        else:
+            play=[i for i in PLAYERS if i.displayName.lower() == kind]
+            try:
+                kind=play[0].displayName
+            except IndexError:
+                tell("%s is not a supported player."%(kind,),'error')
+                sys.exit(0)
+
+    if not playing(play, kind):
+        handleErrors(play, kind)
+
+
+#It would be so nice to just keep this pipe open and use it for all the dcop action,
+#but of course you're supposed to use the big iron (language bindings) instead of
+#the command line tools. One could consider `dcop` the bash dcop language binding,
+#but of course when using shell you don't need to be efficient at all, right?
+
+DCOP_ITEMS=subprocess.Popen(['dcop'], stdout=subprocess.PIPE).communicate()[0]  #re.findall("^amarok(?:-\\d*)?$",l,re.M)
+
+# Add your new players here. No more faulty logic due to copy+paste.
+
+PLAYERS = [
+AmarokPlayer(),
+DCOPPlayer("JuK","juk","Player trackProperty Title","Player trackProperty Artist","Player trackProperty Album"),
+DCOPPlayer("Noatun",'noatun',"Noatun title",playerType='audio, video'),
+DCOPPlayer("Kaffeine","kaffeine","KaffeineIface title","KaffeineIface artist","KaffeineIface album",playerType='video, audio'),
+StupidPlayer("KMPlayer","kmplayer","kmplayer-mainwindow#1 caption",playerType="video audio"),
+StupidPlayer("KPlayer","kplayer","kplayer-mainwindow#1 caption",playerType="video audio"),
+DCOPPlayer("KsCD","kscd","CDPlayer currentTrackTitle","CDPlayer currentArtist","CDPlayer currentAlbum"),
+DCOPPlayer("kdetv","kdetv","KdetvIface channelName",playerType='video'),
+AudaciousPlayer('Audacious'), XmmsPlayer('XMMS'),
+DCOPPlayer("Yammi","yammi","YammiPlayer songTitle","YammiPlayer songArtist","YammiPlayer songAlbum"),
+MPD('MPD')
+]
+
+# Get rid of players that didn't get subclassed so they don't appear in the available players list
+for i in PLAYERS[:]:
+    if type(i) is Player:
+        PLAYERS.remove(i)
+
+if REGEX_FIXUP:
+    FIXUP=REGEX_FIXUP
+elif SIMPLE_FIXUP:
+    FIXUP="[%s]"%(SIMPLE_FIXUP)
+else:
+    FIXUP=''
+
+# It all comes together right here
+if __name__=="__main__":
+
+    if not TARGET:
+        s="""media v2.0.1 for Konversation 1.0. One media command to rule them all, inspired from Kopete's now listening plugin.
+Usage:
+        "\00312/media\017" - report what the first player found is playing
+        "\00312/media\017 [ '\00312audio\017' | '\00312video\017' ]" - report what is playing in a supported audio or video player
+        "\00312/media\017 { \00312Player\017 }" - report what is playing in \00312Player\017 if it is supported
+
+        Available players are:
+                """ + ', '.join([("%s (%s)"%(i.displayName,i.type)) for i in PLAYERS])
+
+        for i in s.splitlines():
+            tell(i)
+        #tell("%s"%(len(s.splitlines()),))
+        # called from the server tab
+        pass
+    else:
+        try:
+            kind = sys.argv[4].lower()
+        except IndexError:
+            kind = None
+
+        run(kind)
+
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/sayclip b/konversation/scripts/sayclip
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..06b8234
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/sayclip
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+# Prints the contents of the clipbaord into Konversation with flood protection.
+# Klipper must be running.
+# Usage: /exec sayclip [pause-time]
+# Pause time defaults to 1 second.
+# By Gary Cramblitt (garycramblitt@comcast.net)
+# Use however you wish.
+
+PORT=$1;
+SERVER=$2;
+TARGET=$3;
+PAUSETIME="1s";
+if [ -n "$4" ]
+then
+  PAUSETIME="$4"
+fi
+
+dcop klipper klipper getClipboardContents | while read line; do dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" " $line"; sleep $PAUSETIME; done
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/sysinfo b/konversation/scripts/sysinfo
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d2b3851
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/sysinfo
@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+#
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+# Copyright 2004 by Michiel de Boer <infobash@rebelhomicide.demon.nl>
+# Copyright 2006 by Emil Obermayr <nobs@tigress.com>
+#
+# this version is stripped down to no-color
+#
+# get full original version at http://rebelhomicide.demon.nl/scripts/
+
+PORT=$1;
+SERVER=$2;
+TARGET=$3;
+
+export LC_ALL="C"
+
+HN="$(hostname)"
+OSKERN="$(uname -s) $(uname -r)"
+if [ "$KDE_FULL_SESSION" = "true" ]; then
+	if [ "$KDE_SESSION_VERSION" = 4 ];  then
+		KDE="$(kde4-config --version | sed -n '2p' | sed 's/://;s/ *$//')"
+	else
+		KDE="$(kde-config --version | sed -n '2p' | sed 's/://;s/ *$//')"
+	fi
+fi
+
+CPU=$(awk -F':' '/model name/{name=$2}
+ /cpu MHz/{mhz=int($2)}
+ /bogomips/ {bogo=int($2) 
+}
+END{
+ gsub (/ *\(tm\) */, " ", name);
+ gsub (/ *\(TM\) */, " ", name);
+ gsub (/ *Processor */, " ", name);
+ gsub (/ *$/, "", name);
+ gsub (/^ */, "", name);
+ printf "CPU: %s at %d MHz (%d bogomips)", name, mhz, bogo;
+}
+' /proc/cpuinfo )
+  
+HDD=$(df -lP| awk '($1~/\/dev/){
+  use+=$3/1024^2;
+  tot+=$2/1024^2;
+ }
+ END{print "HD: " int(use) "/" int(tot) "GB"}')
+
+MEM=$(awk '($1=="MemTotal:"){tot=int($2/1024)}
+ ($1=="MemFree:"){free=int($2/1024)}
+ END{
+use=tot-free
+print "RAM: " use "/" tot "MB"}
+' /proc/meminfo)
+
+PROC="$(($(ps aux | wc -l)-1))"
+
+UPT=$(awk '{u="s";
+n=$1;
+if (n>60){
+ n2=n%60;
+ n/=60;
+ u="min";
+ if (n>60){
+  n2=n%60;
+  n/=60;
+  u="h";
+  if (n>24){
+   n2=n%24;
+   n/=24;
+   u="d"; 
+   }
+  }
+ }
+printf ("%d.%d%s up",n, n2, u);
+}' /proc/uptime )
+
+out="Sysinfo for '$HN': $OSKERN running $KDE, $CPU, $HDD, $MEM, $PROC proc's, ${UPT}" 
+
+if [ "x$PORT" = "x" ] ; then
+    echo "$out"
+else
+    if [ "x$TARGET" = "x" ] ; then
+	dcop $PORT default error "$out"
+    else
+	dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "$out"
+    fi
+fi
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/tinyurl b/konversation/scripts/tinyurl
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..14efde9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/tinyurl
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+#
+# Creates a TinyURL from a long URL
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+# Copyright 2007 Terence Simpson
+
+PORT=$1
+SERVER=$2
+TARGET=$3
+export URL="$4"
+NICK="$5"
+
+if test ! -z $URL; then
+  if test $(which curl); then
+    TINYURL="$(curl -s -i http://tinyurl.com/create.php?url=$URL|grep "The following URL" -A3|tail -1|awk -F\> '{print $3}'|sed 's,</b,,')"
+  else
+    TINYURL="$(wget -T10 -t2 -qO- http://tinyurl.com/create.php?url=$URL|grep "The following URL" -A3|tail -1|awk -F\> '{print $3}'|sed 's,</b,,')"
+  fi
+else dcop $PORT default error "No url given: usage is \"/tinyurl URL [NickName]\""
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+if test -z $TINYURL; then
+    dcop $PORT default error "Unable run tinyurl script, please make sure you have curl or wget installed"
+else
+    if test ! -z $NICK; then
+        dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "${NICK}: $TINYURL"
+    else
+        dcop $PORT default say $SERVER "$TARGET" "$TINYURL"
+    fi
+fi
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/uptime b/konversation/scripts/uptime
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..8c25cfd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/uptime
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env perl
+
+# Uptime script for Konversation
+# made by Magnus Romnes (gromnes@online.no)
+# The script might be uncompatible with other unix variants than linux.
+# only tested on Debian GNU/Linux Sid
+# use the code for whatever you wish :-)
+
+
+$PORT = shift;
+$SERVER = shift;
+$TARGET = shift;
+
+$PLATFORM = `uname -s`;
+chomp($PLATFORM);
+if($PLATFORM eq "FreeBSD") {
+	$BOOTTIME = `sysctl kern.boottime`;
+	$BOOTTIME =~ s/.* sec = ([0-9]+).*/\1/;
+	$TIMENOW = `date +%s`;
+	$seconds = $TIMENOW - $BOOTTIME;
+} else {
+	$UPTIME = `cat /proc/uptime`;
+	if (not $UPTIME) {
+		exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'info', 'Could not read uptime. Check that /proc/uptime exists.';
+	}
+	@uparray = split(/\./, $UPTIME);
+    $seconds = $uparray[0];
+}
+
+if($seconds >= 86400)
+{
+	$days = int($seconds/86400);
+	$seconds = $seconds-($days*86400);
+}
+if($seconds >= 3600)
+{
+	$hours = int($seconds/3600);
+	$seconds = $seconds-($hours*3600);
+}
+if($seconds > 60)
+{
+	$minutes = int($seconds/60);
+}
+if( $days && $hours ) {
+	exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, "Uptime: $days days, $hours hours and $minutes minutes";
+}
+elsif( !$days && $hours ) {
+	exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, "Uptime: $hours hours and $minutes minutes";
+}
+elsif( $days && !$hours ) {
+	exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, "Uptime: $days days and $minutes minutes";
+}
+elsif( !$days && !$hours ) {
+	exec 'dcop', $PORT, 'default', 'say', $SERVER, $TARGET, "Uptime: $minutes minutes";
+}
+
diff --git a/konversation/scripts/weather b/konversation/scripts/weather
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..5d3dafb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/konversation/scripts/weather
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+#
+# Copyright 2005,2007 by İsmail Dönmez <ismail@pardus.org.tr>
+# Licensed under GPL v2 or later at your option
+
+import sys
+from subprocess import *
+
+port = sys.argv[1]
+server = sys.argv[2]
+target = sys.argv[3]
+
+msg_template = "Current weather for %%B%s%%B : Temperature: %%B%s%%B, Pressure: %%B%s%%B, Wind: %%B%s%%B"
+msg_detailed_template = "Current weather for %%B%s%%B : %%B%s%%B, Temperature: %%B%s%%B, Pressure: %%B%s%%B, Wind: %%B%s%%B"
+
+def printMessage(message=None):
+    Popen(['dcop', port, 'default', 'say', server, target, message]).communicate()
+
+def printError(message=None):
+    Popen(['dcop', port, 'default', 'error', message]).communicate()
+
+def getData(section, station=None):
+    if station:
+        data = Popen(['dcop','KWeatherService','WeatherService', section, station], stdout=PIPE).communicate()[0].rstrip("\n")
+    else:
+        data = Popen(['dcop','KWeatherService','WeatherService', section], stdout=PIPE).communicate()[0].rstrip("\n")
+        
+    return data
+
+def stationMessage(station):
+     city = getData("stationName", station)
+     temperature = getData("temperature", station)
+     pressure = getData("pressure", station)
+     wind = getData("wind", station)
+     detail = getData("weather", station)
+     detail2 = getData("cover", station)
+
+     if detail2:
+         if detail:
+             detail = detail+', '+detail2
+         else:
+             detail = detail2
+
+     if detail:
+         return msg_detailed_template % (city,detail,temperature,pressure,wind)
+     else:
+         return msg_template % (city,temperature,pressure,wind)
+
+def printWeather(index):
+    stations = getData("listStations").split("\n")
+
+    if index != None:
+        if index <= 0:
+            printError("Station index should be bigger than zero!")
+        elif index > len(stations):
+            printError("Station index is out of range")
+        else:
+            printMessage(stationMessage(stations[index-1]))
+    else:
+        for station in stations:
+            printMessage(stationMessage(station))
+    
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    try:
+        index = int(sys.argv[4])
+    except IndexError:
+        index = None
+
+    printWeather(index)